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My House
This is, admittedly, not a particularly fine photo, nor is it processed to any high standard. However, for me, it was a dual experiment

1 – To do a stationary panorama with a couple-dozen photos (I wanted to see if I could do this so I can apply it to work sometime).

2 – to try out ZOOMIFY – a feature of photoshop CS3 Attila pointed out to me a while back that I just felt like doing.

Now you can see all the false Halo’s around the trees and other processing sloppiness… Not to mention the McDonalds garbage on my front lawn.

Grid Iron

Grid Iron
I’ve been pushing the late nights processing photos for work lately, and I’ll tell you, it is definitely work. But it becomes part of your routine, it just happens to encompass sitting at a computer most of the time, which somehow seems less artistic than the stereotypical Dark Room scenario when it comes to photo-processing.
Ah well, it’s all for Love anyways.

Gun-Shot-Blaow

Gun-Shot-Blaow
I don’t know if anyone read about what happened down the street from me on Friday, but it was hella-difficult to get home with a large part of my hood under lock-down.
The two circling police helicopters did make me feel like I was in some 1984-esque totalitarian rule kinda place.

Oddly, it served as a bit of neighbourhood unification, the street was shutdown, everyone was down off their stoops chatting – it was like a community barbeque – except someone got shot instead… which is actually exactly like a BBQ in my neighbourhood.

My wicked pipes

My wicked pipes
This is the most useless pipe ever. It’s obviously carries a high capacity but over what, 5 feet? Lame.

Soothing

Soothing
I’m quite obsessed, or paranoid, about the cleanliness of my ass. I mean, it’s my bum right? That place is a completely forbidden territory.
However I am intrigued by the concept of colonic irrigation, it sounds like that would make me clean everywhere.