These steps were built in an unused area of High Park, They didn’t really *go* anywhere, so all I can think of is that they’re a trick for people not paying attention.

*guy walks up stairs* – “dum dee dum”
*falls on face* – Hilarity ensues.

This is Cashew, some of you have seen her here. For some reason she reminds me a bit of the Taco Bell dog, I know she’s not a chihuahua, but I can easily picture her taking on anthropomorphic qualities and having one of those animated moving mouths to start talking.

Here I think she’s saying *”I made a poo”*

I’d say something boring or sarcastic, but I’m pretty sure Brad’s going to cover that by making a comment on when he was last *erected*.