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Skiing looks uncomfortable

Skiing looks uncomfortable
I’m no expert, but this looks like a wedgie waiting to happen. Granted, I was wading through half-melted snow in my Safari’s and I probably could have used some ski’s, but then I’d look like this dude and that’s far less rad.

Polygon

Polygon
Geometric shapes are fascinating and shit.
I was personally so interested in this hole I crab walked my way down the passage. What was on the other end?

That’s a tale for another time.

Lost Leg

Lost Leg

Canada

Canada
This is basically it, for those who haven’t been here it’s a bit of snow and a Tim Hortons.

Benchwarmer

Benchwarmer
I hate cold benches, it’s like cold concrete, you sit on them and your ass gets all frozen and hard and then your pants are all crinkly and, potentially, your balls rest on the cold and get all vigorous. I think.