Yoda

Yoda was cool not because of his hopping ju-jitsu skills he had in the new trilogy of Star Wars; it’s because he could fuck you up by lifting his finger. He was a puppet restricted to the ground but he could still teach Luke not to be a pussy and to levitate shit with his thoughts, while munching on protein bars.
Man, why does the new trilogy suck so much ass? I’m depressed now.

Posted on Saturday, March 3rd, 2007 at 12:00 am. Filed under: Portraits RSS 2.0 feed.