I guess Christmas lights and dried up wood count as decor nowadays…

What’s that lassie? Someone’s lonely in Ottawa and needs someone to visit and entertain them? Are they stuck in a leaky house with no-one to take them out on a date?

I’m sure *someone* out there will help.

Piece of crap home.

Who wants to live here? it’s the apex between Canada’s busiest highway, one of it’s ghetto-ist neighbourhoods, and a cell phone tower. Even if you decided you wanted to live here, you’d come out irradiated or able to receive messages from aliens using a bit of tinfoil and some bubble gum.

I wonder if soothing names can really sell a place that, in any other neighbourhood, would be a piece-of-crap tenement.