I don’t get why there’s a monkey smelling this dog’s butt. This mural was painted in Toronto; monkey’s are not indigenous to Ontario; though if they were that’d be awesome.

These stairs may look like they’re the same width all the way up, but in reality they just get smaller as you get to the top; amazing?
Not really.

The slight blur in the middle is Faith trying to hop some rail.

I never really had a lot of sexual experience growing up, I mean, I found the *Joy of Sex* in my basement, but it’s not like I got to try any of it out until my late teens.

I know a lot of people pride themselves on making their way to a certain age without having sex, and that’s great for them, but I just wanted to get it done, get rid of the mystique surrounding it while still experiencing the benefits and pleasures of coitus.

When that happens it’s going to be a fraking good day.