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My pants don’t fit me anymore, maybe they never did – I’m not very good at picking out my own clothes. They’re either too short, don’t fit my butt, too tight (not as often), maybe my package will be showing at the front [Read: because it’s impressive].

Luckily my lady helps me pick them out now, so I’m guaranteed to look HOT.

One thought on “Pants

  1. Brad says:

    This picture is borderline illegal.