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Does anybody remember the Panda song by *Liam Lynch*? Right now my brain is making about as much sense as that song – I feel unwell.
Low-key’s the cat raised like a child. He’ll meow constantly, trying to talk to you, will try and play on the computer, constantly wants to snuggle; it’s pretty endearing and I guess I kinda miss him sometimes. Granted, there was a time I was allergic to cats and now I’m seemingly not, so I don’t […]
I used to be of the opinion that the smaller the animal – the smaller the soul. Buddhist readings have certainly countered this belief, but whenever I see a sight like this I get pretty confused.
If you’re looking for this shirt you may find it here. I don’t know if this Tree was cold, and if it was, why it was so preppy – I wanted to smash it’s smug tree face so bad…
These steps were built in an unused area of High Park, They didn’t really *go* anywhere, so all I can think of is that they’re a trick for people not paying attention. *guy walks up stairs* – “dum dee dum”*falls on face* – Hilarity ensues.
This is Cashew, some of you have seen her here. For some reason she reminds me a bit of the Taco Bell dog, I know she’s not a chihuahua, but I can easily picture her taking on anthropomorphic qualities and having one of those animated moving mouths to start talking. Here I think she’s saying […]
I’d say something boring or sarcastic, but I’m pretty sure Brad’s going to cover that by making a comment on when he was last *erected*.
At first I thought this, but now I’m just not so sure. Not that I find girls kissing on other girls *hot* or anything, but they’ve got to take a break from kissing on me sometime.
So I came home yesterday to find a delightful message affixed to my door“We regret to inform you that your gas service has been suspended today” To be honest, I regret to BE disconnected. I always pay my bills, so I went to check out what was up. I had received a credit in January, […]
Well, I had my yearly review on Friday and I *wasn’t* fired – after telling a few co-workers I figured they’d be relieved, instead they said “Damn, they didn’t take my advice” I wonder what they told my boss?I’m not green anymore, I’m a full blooded employee.
I drank me some of this beer over the weekend. It was, in my opinion, pretty tasty. I found it to contain a bit more flavour than your traditional “summer beers” – Sol, & Corona. Maybe on it’s own it doesn’t stand against my fav’s, but for a delicious treat, add the lemon or lime, […]
I walked by with my muscle-tee on and these fine ladies didn’t flinch! That’s the equivalent of getting punched in the face by Mike Tyson and then asking him if he had said something.
I didn’t get much last week – but once I did, it was excellent.
I guess Christmas lights and dried up wood count as decor nowadays…
What’s that lassie? Someone’s lonely in Ottawa and needs someone to visit and entertain them? Are they stuck in a leaky house with no-one to take them out on a date? I’m sure *someone* out there will help.
Piece of crap home. Who wants to live here? it’s the apex between Canada’s busiest highway, one of it’s ghetto-ist neighbourhoods, and a cell phone tower. Even if you decided you wanted to live here, you’d come out irradiated or able to receive messages from aliens using a bit of tinfoil and some bubble gum.
I wonder if soothing names can really sell a place that, in any other neighbourhood, would be a piece-of-crap tenement.
I took a momentous walk after work on Friday, I’d hoped to classify it as a photo-roam, but it was definitely a determined destination walk – a walk home. I came across this grand lawn of whatever these are, perhaps they are called… *Purple* and it altered my course up through a fairly affluent (*read: […]
I don’t get why there’s a monkey smelling this dog’s butt. This mural was painted in Toronto; monkey’s are not indigenous to Ontario; though if they were that’d be awesome.
This is from the shoot I was at last Sunday, Faith asked me to come by as a sort of learning “backup” photographer to their principle.I stood and took shots of whatever came my way, which tended to be Faith for the most part.This is fortunate because by the time all the other girls from […]
These stairs may look like they’re the same width all the way up, but in reality they just get smaller as you get to the top; amazing?Not really. The slight blur in the middle is Faith trying to hop some rail.
I never really had a lot of sexual experience growing up, I mean, I found the *Joy of Sex* in my basement, but it’s not like I got to try any of it out until my late teens. I know a lot of people pride themselves on making their way to a certain age without […]
This shot was taken at the Mississauga City Civic Centre, the place is pretty big, and there’s a garden off to the side with arbours and vines and nice wooden benches. This bench had a used condom underneath; it is where babies are made in the suburbs.
